‘Tis the season for 25 days of Elf on the Shelf NICU addition!
*disclaimer- there is an indoor and outdoor elf so no germs involved*
December 1st – ‘Nic’, our Elf, is pumped (yup, breast milk jokes) for you to find him for the next 25 days Jack!
December 2nd: “Psst Jack! Glad to see another fella the same height as me around here. Is planking still a thing?” -Nic
December 3rd: “Hey Jack! Looking great bud! I’m about to head over to Club Bilirubin in the corner. Just going to check out the scene, the ladies love me under a blacklight.”
December 4th: “If you’re getting an x-ray then me too! Oh..wait..where is this heart shaped thing going…going where?!…SAVE THE GONADS!”
December 5th: “Can’t an elf get some peace and quiet around here? What’s with all the beeping!”
December 6th: “There has to be an easier way to get around this place”
December 7th: “DJ Nic on the ones and twos spinning all night long babies!”
December 8th: “Help is on the way!”
December 9th: Clean up your act Nic, esh!
December 10th: “Just hanging with all your favorite beasts”
December 11th: “Found one of your first size diapers Jack. We’re the same size! Did we just become best friends?!”
December 12th: “Wee! I love your stethoscope swing!”
December 13th: “You might have trouble spotting me on the mural due to such similar body types”
December 14th: “I’m an elf- I don’t get memos about non North Pole weather in December! So here I am sweating in my awesome parka in front of your hospital Jack! See you in the nursery.”
December 15th: “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas here at Winthrop”
December 16th: “Jack- is there any way I could bunk with you tonight? It’s getting a bit crammed in my neck of the woods”
December 17th: “Your Mom dropped her coffee all over the car floor mat. Turns out Moms LOVE their coffee as much as I love candy so I’m going to wait for her right over here”
December 18th: “Let’s get this Elf party started! That’s definitely egg nog, right?”
December 19th: Just two dudes hanging.
December 20th: “So when you say scrub in, no soap on the face?”
December 21st: “The package said gluten free! Diet starts in January.”
December 22nd: “Christmas week has arrived Jack! Enjoying the many Christmas cards from Winthrop NICU grads. Can’t wait until we’re on this wall of fame buddy”
December 23rd: “Come here often?”
December 24th: Ain’t no party like a NICU party! Gearing up for NYE next week!
December 25th: On the 12th Day of Christmas my true love gave to me…no more temp probe so Mom can finally dress me! Merry Christmas from our family to yours. Until next year Nic!
the mighty jack thomas 
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